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alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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bigtimerushx:

Miley cyrus is trying too hard to be sexy. sorry not sorry. 

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rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

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baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

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It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

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floreaux:

sexpectinq:

following back tons! message me if i missed you

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floreaux:

sexpectinq:

following back tons! message me if i missed you

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nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

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residualblues:

This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.

Ohh shit that was unexpected XD

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